you say you want a resolution…
Well that’s it for another year, and a fine time was had by all (particularly me) as I have drifted gently about the house in a nutmeggy, cinnamon-scented fug, turkey-stuffing-cranberry-bread-sauce sandwich in hand, top oven kept permanently on low for mince pie emergencies and the handheld vacuum fully charged and ready to do battle against [...]
so here it is…
*** MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ***
*** VERY BEST WISHES TO MY FRIENDS OLD AND NEW – WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON! ***
Next availability Monday 28th – phone will be switched off until then, so please email to book. Incalls available all next week except Saturday 2nd – also taking bookings for Edinburgh, London and Birmingham.
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passport to Pimlico!
I am enjoying a relaxing few days having returned safely from That London on Thursday evening, and considering that virtually every moment of my time in the charming village of SW1 was spoken for before I even got on the first train, I have enjoyed the ministrations of such delightful, interesting, and decidedly talented gentlemen [...]
on the road again…
Well, not entirely unexpectedly, I have had a much quieter week then has been the norm – the run-up to Christmas has been clearly beginning to show itself (although I ought to apologise profusely to the gentlemen whose appointment requests I turned down only to be cancelled at short notice not once, not twice, but [...]
i’m Spartacus!
Firstly this week, I would like to offer heartfelt and sincere congratulations, my sympathies and a little apology to our newest outed lady member, the delightful Dr Brooke Magnanti aka ‘Belle de Jour’ diarist and therefore by proxy, much-discussed sensationalist television staple.
Dr Magnanti (who is fortunate indeed to be blessed with a given name which [...]
the times they are a changin’…
Well, the pleasantly mild and balmy autumn days of the last couple of weeks have today given way to rain the like of which I have not seen since my last holiday in the tropics, although any similarity between the Maldivian paradise I enjoyed slightly over a year ago and the north Yorkshire coast not [...]
everything in moderation…
to whom it may concern…
Far be it from me to normally allow tedious political machinations to dominate my ever gentle and moderately-tempered writing space, but this last week, as many of you will have seen, the fragrant Ms Harriet Harman has been on the vote-grabbing warpath once again with regard to Punternet, which (for those who do not know) [...]
health and efficiency…
I post as an addendum to my previous rushed message and from my soft, fragrant and relaxing corner of the eminently comfortable Champney’s lounge in which I am temporarily and peacefully resident.
Rather less-than-usefully, said lounge emerges as the only area on the premises with WiFi (no broadband in rooms at all, not even one of [...]
the final destination (this week, at least)
Having barely had time to turn around following my later-than-planned return from London (thanks to not entirely accidentally missing the last off-peak afternoon train and thus being stranded until the recommencement at 7pm, and subsequently getting home at midnight), I am today packing and preparing for my much anticipated R & R trip to Champneys [...]