{"id":10,"date":"2008-04-14T08:38:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T14:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2008-04-14T08:38:13","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T14:38:13","slug":"a-tale-of-two-seasides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/04\/14\/a-tale-of-two-seasides\/","title":{"rendered":"a tale of two seasides!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I know I have neglected my diary a little recently; instead I have been traversing the country meeting lots of new friends and visiting new places, the last of these being an overnight assignation in Southend &#8211; up to press the furthest I have travelled to meet anyone and a charming town where I felt quite at home (like Scarborough only bigger and in Essex). I must confess to being a pushover for a man with an accent (amongst other things) and very much enjoyed spending time feeling like a gangster&#8217;s moll in a low budget Brit flick! I would recommend it to anyone who finds Scarborough a little bracing &#8211; there is a definite temperature difference and I was\u00a0certainly chilly upon my return; my nightwear, as some of you are aware, may well be\u00a0appealing to the eye and touch but does not provide much\u00a0insulation when faced with a\u00a0frosty Northern\u00a0night\u00a0(although it was nothing that my trusty electric blanket couldn&#8217;t fix).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As I write, I am looking for a new premises from which to work &#8211; due to myriad &amp; unsolvable problems with my lovely flat I now face traipsing around the letting agents to find somewhere else; frankly not an easy prospect with no references or wage slips, only one years&#8217; accounts and a very misunderstood and undervalued occupation (although I have been gently advised that it might not be prudent to come clean about that one). It will be nice to provide some modern facilities for my guests &#8211; by my own admission my place, while &#8216;homely&#8217; (as one visitor has kindly described it) and certainly discreet is far from ideal for any activities which involve making\u00a0a mess; no shower, no central heating etc. Any suggestions on getting past the red tape &#8211; please email me! Any suggestions that actually work can be assured of a special rate for their next appointment; thinking caps on and best cover story wins! xxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I have neglected my diary a little recently; instead I have been traversing the country meeting lots of new friends and visiting new places, the last of these being an overnight assignation in Southend &#8211; up to press the furthest I have travelled to meet anyone and a charming town where I felt quite at home (like Scarborough only bigger and in Essex). I must confess to being a pushover for a man with an accent (amongst other things) and very much enjoyed spending time feeling like a gangster&#8217;s moll in a low budget Brit flick! I would recommend it to anyone who finds Scarborough a little bracing &#8211; there is a definite temperature difference and I was\u00a0certainly chilly upon my return; my nightwear, as some of you are aware, may well be\u00a0appealing to the eye and touch but does not provide much\u00a0insulation when faced with a\u00a0frosty Northern\u00a0night\u00a0(although it was nothing that my trusty electric blanket couldn&#8217;t fix). As I write, I am looking for a new premises from which to work &#8211; due to myriad &amp; unsolvable problems with my lovely flat I now face traipsing around the letting agents to find somewhere else; frankly not an easy prospect with no references or wage slips, only one years&#8217; accounts and a very misunderstood and undervalued occupation (although I have been gently advised that it might not be prudent to come clean about that one). It will be nice to provide some modern facilities for my guests &#8211; by my own admission my place, while &#8216;homely&#8217; (as one visitor has kindly described it) and certainly discreet is far from ideal for any activities which involve making\u00a0a mess; no shower, no central heating etc. Any suggestions on getting past the red tape &#8211; please email me! Any suggestions that actually work can be assured of a special rate for their next appointment; thinking caps on and best cover story wins! xxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}