Had an unexpected\u00a0phone call last evening from a charming\u00a0young man\u00a0who wanted to invite me to a small and VERY exclusive party he is giving – and I get to be the VIP guest! All I have to do is lounge around looking pretty and\u00a0being worshipped and naturally be an especially attentive hostess to my lovely gentleman guests, although with so many people about, these affairs can result in quite a bit of over-excitement and mess, as is\u00a0mostly the case with\u00a0good parties! I’m looking forward to a pleasant and sociable afternoon, although I will certainly need to remember my toothbrush and probably some shampoo (a shower cap would be better in any number of ways, but they are very undignified!)<\/p>\n
Apparently so many\u00a0gentlemen are keen to attend these parties, the guest lists can run to 20-25 people! I would have to enlist some help from my fellow working girls in the event of this –\u00a0I couldn’t bear to have anyone feeling left out and it would be truly mortifying to be\u00a0deemed an inconsiderate hostess!\u00a0Anyway, I’ve yet to confirm anything with my new friend, but I’ll\u00a0keep you all posted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Had an unexpected\u00a0phone call last evening from a charming\u00a0young man\u00a0who wanted to invite me to a small and VERY exclusive party he is giving – and I get to be the VIP guest! All I have to do is lounge around looking pretty and\u00a0being worshipped and naturally be an especially attentive hostess to my lovely gentleman guests, although with so many people about, these affairs can result in quite a bit of over-excitement and mess, as is\u00a0mostly the case with\u00a0good parties! I’m looking forward to a pleasant and sociable afternoon, although I will certainly need to remember my toothbrush and probably some shampoo (a shower cap would be better in any number of ways, but they are very undignified!) Apparently so many\u00a0gentlemen are keen to attend these parties, the guest lists can run to 20-25 people! I would have to enlist some help from my fellow working girls in the event of this –\u00a0I couldn’t bear to have anyone feeling left out and it would be truly mortifying to be\u00a0deemed an inconsiderate hostess!\u00a0Anyway, I’ve yet to confirm anything with my new friend, but I’ll\u00a0keep you all posted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}