{"id":7001,"date":"2011-12-24T15:12:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T15:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/?p=7001"},"modified":"2011-12-24T16:20:55","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T16:20:55","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/12\/24\/twas-the-night-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8217;twas the night before christmas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-7011\" title=\"baubleborder\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"91\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder1.jpg 376w, https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder1-300x57.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scarboroughtrees.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-7007\" style=\"margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;\" title=\"scarboroughtrees!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scarboroughtrees-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scarboroughtrees-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scarboroughtrees-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/scarboroughtrees.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a>And whilst strictly speaking no creatures were stirring (least of all the fishes, who have been of no help whatsoever) at least one creature (me) has been peeling, chopping, mixing, trimming and stuffing for most of the afternoon prior to this evening&#8217;s eating, reading, watching and lying-on-the-settee. Tesco&#8217;s glorious bounty has arrived (<em>sans<\/em> the Thai fishcakes, sadly, but it could have been worse) and the festive atmosphere has started in earnest.<\/p>\n<p>As detailed over t&#8217;page, the phone is off and I will be <em>persona non grata<\/em> from now until Tuesday appointment-wise, but emails will be checked daily and (as much as is practical) answered promptly. I will be popping online to keep an eye on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saafe.info\/main\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">SAAFE<\/a>, given my new administrator role (yay!) but a well earned break is still the order of the day, so please keep any enquiries concise and specific (ie. not &#8216;RU free babe?&#8217;, which unarguably qualifies for the former, but not the latter), and be assured that anything pertaining to bookings beyond the first week or two of the New Year will wait.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, as promised, the Christmas Trees Of Scarborough are above, peace and tranquility have descended on the apartment and for now, to all my friends &#8211; punters, lovely ladies and casual readers alike, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!<\/p>\n<p>Back next week&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-7009\" title=\"baubleborder\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"94\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.adoreamy.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/baubleborder-300x58.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And whilst strictly speaking no creatures were stirring (least of all the fishes, who have been of no help whatsoever) at least one creature (me) has been peeling, chopping, mixing, trimming and stuffing for most of the afternoon prior to this evening&#8217;s eating, reading, watching and lying-on-the-settee. Tesco&#8217;s glorious bounty has arrived (sans the Thai fishcakes, sadly, but it could have been worse) and the festive atmosphere has started in earnest. As detailed over t&#8217;page, the phone is off and I will be persona non grata from now until Tuesday appointment-wise, but emails will be checked daily and (as much as is practical) answered promptly. I will be popping online to keep an eye on SAAFE, given my new administrator role (yay!) but a well earned break is still the order of the day, so please keep any enquiries concise and specific (ie. not &#8216;RU free babe?&#8217;, which unarguably qualifies for the former, but not the latter), and be assured that anything pertaining to bookings beyond the first week or two of the New Year will wait. 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