so here it is…

*** MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ***

*** VERY BEST WISHES TO MY FRIENDS OLD AND NEW – WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON! ***

Next availability Monday 28th – phone will be switched off until then, so please email to book. Incalls available all next week except Saturday 2nd – also taking bookings for Edinburgh, London and Birmingham.

(Me? I’m off to arrange flowers, cook a ham, stuff a turkey, trim sprouts and peel potatoes having run amok once through Tesco at 6am and again through Marks & Spencer at 8.30, then finish my present wrapping and set the table. Then I might just make mulled wine and get a bit pissed in front of the Two Ronnies. I love it when a plan comes together).

Merry Christmas everybody xxxxx.