Well that’s it for another year, and a fine time was had by all (particularly me) as I have drifted gently about the house in a nutmeggy, cinnamon-scented fug, turkey-stuffing-cranberry-bread-sauce sandwich in hand, top oven kept permanently on low for mince pie emergencies and the handheld vacuum fully charged and ready to do battle against the inexorable pine needle invasion.…

*** MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! *** *** VERY BEST WISHES TO MY FRIENDS OLD AND NEW – WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU SOON! *** Next availability Monday 28th – phone will be switched off until then, so please email to book. Incalls available all next week except Saturday 2nd – also taking bookings for Edinburgh, London and Birmingham. (Me? I’m off…

I am enjoying a relaxing few days having returned safely from That London on Thursday evening, and considering that virtually every moment of my time in the charming village of SW1 was spoken for before I even got on the first train, I have enjoyed the ministrations of such delightful, interesting, and decidedly talented gentlemen for virtually the entire duration…