The bag (singular; so far at least) is packed, the refrigerator is bare apart from champagne, nail polish and a bunch of elderly spring onions (another olfactory no-no; I can’t imagine why I bought them). I travel to Paris tomorrow and will not be available again until next Sunday (16th March). The forecast is rain, rain and more rain, so I shall be sure to…

Had an unexpected phone call last evening from a charming young man who wanted to invite me to a small and VERY exclusive party he is giving – and I get to be the VIP guest! All I have to do is lounge around looking pretty and being worshipped and naturally be an especially attentive hostess to my lovely gentleman guests, although with so…

Ok it’s not a tour as such, but I will be taking my regular holiday in Paris from March 10th – 15th and would be happy to meet up with anyone who’s in town and at a loose end! I stay near Place de Clichy on the edge of Pigalle; the most famous Paris red-light district and great fun as…