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    baby, it’s cold outside…

    I write today courtesy of the newly-discovered free East Coast wi-fi (which some may suggest ought to be treated with suspicion following the laptop-mangling/annihalation disaster which concluded my last London visit), on my journey home from the notably snowier than usual city of Edinburgh where I have been elegantly residing since Sunday, and feeling rather like an extra in the…

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    everything in moderation…

    After the very enjoyable righteous indignation of last time, this week has found me far calmer and once again, extremely busy; our unwary new promotions recruit Ms Harman’s well-meaning diatribes are owed a great debt of thanks both by myself and the several gentlemen who recently discovered my website purely as a result of a nose through (the previously unknown-to-them)…

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    normal service has been resumed

    Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking (etc, etc) I would like to thank everyone (including some charming people whom I have not even met yet!) who was concerned enough to contact me about the poor fool who saw fit to hack my website earlier this week – your kindness is very much appreciated (some people do take rejection so…